I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
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What is a hero without a villain? Useless.
What is a villain without a hero? Successful.
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James Dean photographed by Dennis Stock, NYC, 1955.
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this man won the internet
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But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean
that’s suave as shit.
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i love sports
he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice
smooth as fuck
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